No metal detectors, pat-downs or touch yo' junk...

Quick pulls at bottles of certain beverages concealed in paper bags still okay, quick games of cards and cigar smoking only in authorized areas...

The conductor sings his song again, the passen-jares will please refrain, Why, this train got the disappearin' railroad blues!

How come, y'all? One train can carry a ton of freight 487 miles on one gallon of diesel and that's a natural fact.

Nurse! Get your pad. I'm fixin' to hurl an invective, ovah heah... - The Legendary

For facts, figures and a generally more calm delivery, click the above and read about how "You could have been on a train.org" - those strange billboards you are seeing up and down I-35.