"Crazy" - Crazy enough to handle the bottoms?

HAND-PAINTED SIGN ACQUIRED AT A GARAGE SALE IN TULIA, TEXAS:

I'm getting durned tired of all this hell-raising goin' on on my place. Y'all keep more tore up than I can keep fixed up. I'll give you a hint. This here shotgun ain't loaded with no sofa pillows, neither. - The owner
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