Wrasslin' match rhetoric matches GOP-Demo contest

Are you old enough to remember when the only thing on TV was wrestling and “I Love Lucy?” Don't move too fast to admit your age, but – anyway – ees trooo-ooo-ooo!

Ooh! Ooh! Wait. I left something out. There was the test pattern Indian in the war bonnet. Remember him. Kalijah had nothin' on that guy.

Dig this dude, U.S. Rep. Allen West, R-Ft. Lauderdale, and a heckler he had ejected from one of his Town Hall Meetings. Compare, contrast, and – you know, “Kabuki, if you are man enough to show up – and that's a big if – at the Dallas Sport-a-Torium next Saturday night, well, buddy, I'm gonna send your cheap little Jap self right back down the road to Tokyo, or my name ain't Irish Danny MacShane!”

Believe me, I had relatives who were simply amazed – amazed – when they hung out at the dressing room door and saw Kabuki and Irish Danny get in the same Cadillac and ride away – together - after the match!

Ain't that a fine kettle o'fish, now. Ain't it?

Then, there was the time when Irish Danny got knocked out of the ring, but stole the time keeper's mallet - the one he hit the bell with - and attacked Kabuki with it! He hammered on his head with that mallet and blood came gushing out from under Kabuki's mask...It was, well, you know, horrible, to say the least, but...You had to be there, you know. Had to be there.