They never close them up until somebody gets killed

JURORS TOOK ONE HOUR TO CONVICT 
(click here for a good time - oh, yeah...)


Ronald Jackson found guilty of brutal attacks on his son
(click here for an earlier report on the matter)
You see, back in the day, the desk would never touch a story like this one. Just wasn't fit for consumption by patrons of the public penny prints, you see.


But things seem to have changed, as it were. Oh, yeah. 
- The Legendary