Belton
– The remark hangs in the air like the lingering fumes of a dead
pole cat on a sizzling Texas highway.
“Any
car salesman...will say anything...,” according to Wes Riddle, who
is swinging hard to defeat a conservative GOP stalwart in – of all
things – the car business.
As
Tea Party congressional candidates go, retired Lt. Col. Wes Riddle is
on point.
He's
got that peculiar blend of style that mates hoof in mouth disease
with the bombast of any backyard bombardier.
There
is no slick in his delivery. He's a ruddy, redheaded country boy with
a cowlick, dressed in jeans and a checked shirt.
America's credit woes? Just like the planned ultra-inflation of the Weimar Republic, he told The Legendary. Income tax? Forget about it. Pass a flat-out, one-page reform to the Tax Code and get rid of all that paperwork fiddle faddle with a deductive nature.(click here for an interview from previous numbers)
The
West Pointer and young Army retiree is a two-time hopeful for a seat
in the House of Representatives who takes the radical view that he
wants to eliminate payroll taxes, limit big government influence, and
free markets from Big Brother's regulation.
At
that point, a quick look at his record as a professional soldier
brings into sharp focus the paradoxes of much of the Tea Party
movement. After all, young Col. Riddle went to the U.S. Military
Academy at the tender age of 18, served with distinction as an
officer commanding troops in middle eastern campaigns, then rounded
out his career as a consultant with mega-military contractor Northrup
Grumman advising the Royal Saudi Defense Force on how to best build
new mechanized infantry brigades in the Persian Gulf region's
troubled oil fields.
Logistics?
“It's the kind of stuff that makes your hair hurt,” he recalled
at one campaign stop – way back there last summer.
Cut
this dude, he's gonna bleed green. ¿Sabes?
You might say he is – like the rest of us – no stranger to the influences of Big Government, Big Oil, Big Money, and the rest of the military-industrial complex conundrum President Eisenhower warned America about in his farewell address.(click here for coverage of campaign speech)
A
quick hint: In gas-rich Johnson County, he and his staff run
backwards from any discussion of compressed natural gas as a motor
fuel.
Col.
Riddle was a co-founder of the Tea Party movement in Bell County.
Col.
Riddle attacked his opponent in the runoff primary election, a
Weatherford auto dealer named Roger Williams who bested him in the
Republican Primary for the GOP nomination in the sprawling and
heavily gerrymandered new House of Representatives District 25.
It's
a crescent-shaped slice of West Texas that stretches from the
blackland prairies of Hill County, thence to the Johnson County gas
fields near Cowtown, on out to the cattle country of Brownwood, then
down the spine of the Hill Country to the Hays County retirement
mecca of Dripping Springs and the ultra-conservative North Shore
neighborhoods of Lake Travis.
Representative Doggett moved on to greener pastures after the 2010 census, running for
re-election in an adjacent Congressional District nearer to his
South Austin stronghold. How do, Jose. Adios, Jimmy Joe.
So,
when the time to confront Chrysler-Plymouth-Jeep dealer Roger
Williams at a Hays County GOP forum in Dripping Springs last weekend,
Col. Riddle took the old boy to task about the $82 billion auto
bailout Congress passed to keep the nation's car manufacturers from
sliding off the economic map after the credit crunch of 2008.
Mr.
Williams stated that he opposed the entire thing, including the
Troubled Asset Relief Program – TARP – that left Uncle Sam
holding the paper on a bunch of upside down, underwater real estate.
When
Mr. Williams claimed that he opposed the auto bailout, Col. Riddle
grabbed that remark by the handle and started swinging. In a press
release, he called him a liar.
“Our
campaign today is calling... on Roger Williams to admit he lied to
voters...on Sunday night.”
Then
he went after Mr. Williams' wife, saying, “and his wife, who...
personally lobbied for the funds is ridiculous. If Roger won't tell
the voters the truth about his record, I will.”
There
is video and a whole bunch of news ink telling the story of how Mrs. Williams, who holds the title of President of the
Williams auto dealership, was caught in the act of helping Congress critters
make up their minds to extend some timely credit to auto dealers
caught in the squeeze of the darkest days of the mid-term, when banks
and trading houses came crashing down left and right, then collapsed
under the weight of their funny money deals, the Fed freaked, and the
Treasury started printing greenbacks as fast as the presses could
turn.
Something like 33 Chrysler dealerships in 25 states lobbied Congress and got a little over $12 billion in government loans. Mrs. Williams told newsmen at the time they turned to the government as a "lender of last resort."
Something like 33 Chrysler dealerships in 25 states lobbied Congress and got a little over $12 billion in government loans. Mrs. Williams told newsmen at the time they turned to the government as a "lender of last resort."
As
it turns out, Ford has a better idea.
The
Dearborn-based manufacturer, which long ago innovated the assembly
line method of punching out Tin Lizzies, Model A's, and hot rod V-8's
in any color you want - as long as it's black - did not need any
government bailout. It's a family business, its board closely held,
its credit posture iron-clad, its common stock the bluest of blue
chips.
Ford's
corporate structure, which is vast, global, and turnkey, mines its
own iron, manufactures its own steel, makes its own rubber, glass,
plastic, copper wire – and everything else it takes to put that
better idea on the road. In fact, when GM and Chrysler car lots were
nearly denuded of product, when weeds started growing up in the
cracks in the asphalt, Ford stores sported row upon row of shiny new
pickups and SUV's, their grills glittering like big, toothy smiles,
grinning in the hot Texas sun.
These
Ford cats don't like it when a soldier starts badmouthing their
collective reputation as salesmen. They have a rep to defend.
So
now the vitriol has changed. It's personal. It's the Chamber vs. that
Mean Green.
Gloff Sales Manager Duke Machado, co-founder with Bird-Kultgen Ford's General Manager Bert Hernandez of GOP Is For Me, a Hispanic Republican club struggling to get out the vote throughout central Texas, started campaign shouting immediately.(click here for a backgrounder on GOP Is For Me)
He
is propagating the Wes Riddle campaign's press release - far and wide
– in opposition to the kind of Tea Party bombast that gets so much
mileage in conservative circles.
Stay
tuned. The big tunas in the Texas GOP have acknowledged that they
will need the crossover Hispanic vote to run Obama out of that White
House.
They're
betting their walking around money on it.
What's more, the people in Governor Rick Perry's office have propagated the hard figures that prove that within a short time, Anglos will be the minority ethnic type in Texas, second seat to Hispanics, a jewel in that big, glittering buckle of the Sun Belt.(click here for more background on GOP get out the Hispanic vote tactics)
May
we live in interesting times. In the spirit of the brave new world, we leave you with the sign of the T.
Ah-ooga! - The Legendary
Ah-ooga! - The Legendary
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