Wednesday, April 27, 2011

At long last, and not a moment too soon! The birth certificate so long sought

President Barack Hussein Obama released this copy of his birth certificate today. It's referred to as a "long form," and the President says it proves he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to an American mother. He has thereby proved he is eligible to hold the office of President of the United States of America.

"We are far too busy for this silliness," the President said in a statement following the release of the document.

The President had previously released a "Certificate of Live Birth" he obtained from the Hawaii Department of Health, a standard issue document printed on Xerox-proof holographic paper that is acid free and promulgated by federal regulations for ID that is required to be used to establish citizenship for such documentation as a passport, military enlistment, security clearance, driver's license, and the like.

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