Friday, April 1, 2011

Now comes The Legendary and would humbly show unto the Court...

So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Respectfully submitted, inscribed A.D., 1969

To the quick march:
Here's to the functionary
whose duty it is to bury
the dead of the janissary

Enbalm him with ichor of nettle
wrap him for shroud with a petal...etc.

(click the above for today's sermon)

No doubt, the floggings will continue until morale improves...

- The Legendary

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