So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Respectfully submitted, inscribed A.D., 1969
To the quick march:
Here's to the functionary
whose duty it is to bury
the dead of the janissary
Enbalm him with ichor of nettle
wrap him for shroud with a petal...etc.
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No doubt, the floggings will continue until morale improves...
- The Legendary
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