Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Under the influence and on the patch – for a change

Roadside field sobriety test

An officer pulls a weaving drunk over on the shoulder, orders him out of the car, and has him standing on one leg, trying to touch his nose while he recites the alphabet backwards

Naturally, he's got a cold one in his other hand.

“How much have you had to drink this evening?” the officer asks the drunk driver.

“Why, nothing, sir. I haven't been drinking at all,” he replies.

“Not drinking?” asks the officer, incredulous.

That's when the drunk peels the label off the bottle, slaps it on his forehead, and says, “I'm on the patch, sir. On the patch.”

- overheard at a social occasion by – The Legendary

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