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| Roadside field sobriety test |
An
officer pulls a weaving drunk over on the shoulder, orders him out of
the car, and has him standing on one leg, trying to touch his nose
while he recites the alphabet backwards
Naturally,
he's got a cold one in his other hand.
“How
much have you had to drink this evening?” the officer asks the
drunk driver.
“Why,
nothing, sir. I haven't been drinking at all,” he replies.
“Not
drinking?” asks the officer, incredulous.
That's
when the drunk peels the label off the bottle, slaps it on his
forehead, and says, “I'm on the patch, sir. On the patch.”
-
overheard at a social occasion by – The Legendary
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