Armageddon is nigh, America finished, the sky is falling

BUY STOCKS NOW! THE CORRECTION IS OVER

Market readings this low during bull markets are usually predictive of stocks being higher three months later - 87% of the time.

Analysts are remarking that forward price-to-earnings ratio of the Dow is 11.7. They haven't seen levels this low since July 2009.

“Individual investors are scared…The correction is likely over,” said one analyst.